u know the *Squemp* sound that happens when squidward walks? do u think that sound happens when he jacks it
just…..shut up…
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are the mlp horses the same size as actual horses because real horses are enormous and terrifying
so logically
you do know horses come in miniature version right
oh i see
et voíla
It’s called my LITTLE pony for a reason
ah yes
are we not going to talk about the dragon
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u ever see a pigeon on public transport and wonder if it knows what the hell it’s doing
I get sad because I wonder if they’ll make it back to their families or their mate. :(
Don’t be sad, friend! They know exactly what they’re doing. ^v^
Pigeons have the same cognitive capacity as five year old humans, and have been documented taking advantage of our transportation systems to commute back and forth from foraging grounds farther than they could have easily flown, at a much lower energy cost.
They know the times, which trains go where, where all the best food stops are, and which stop is theirs.
And they tend to be model passengers, taking their seats under the big human seats, and politely filing out at their work and home stops. ^v^
pigeon has responsibilities I’m so proud of them
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Things Said/Heard During Finals Week
- “I’m teaching myself French in one night. It’s going great.”
- “Want some Raisinettes?”
- “Let my people go…”
- “I love the book on your head.”
- “It’s an aesthetic. The cigarettes, the Raisinettes… it’s solid.”
- “Oh, thank god, I found a banana in my pocket.”
- “It’s… it’s less phlegmy than that. More sensual.”
- “That’s a fucking… bird.”
- “REAL RECOGNIZES REAL”
- “Oh, I’m paying for my sins. We all are.”
- “Nothing matters any more. Do you want ice cream?”
- “It’ll all be alright in the end. Depending on how you define ‘alright’ and how you define ‘end.’”
- “I haven’t slept all night, I’m vibrating slightly but constantly, and I’m pretty sure I just tasted god. How are you doing?”
- “A note to people writing last-minute papers: caps lock might seem like it’s your friend. It isn’t.”
- “Chicago-style citations means we don’t put any ketchup on the bibliography page, right?”
- “The good news is that GPA is actually pretty insignificant in the face of all of our inevitable deaths, so…”
- “God, I wish I had the core strength to consider stripping as a fallback.”
- “Lifehack: Sleep when you’re dead. We’re all dead inside already. So sleep whenever.”
- “I haven’t seen the world outside the library in so long.”
- “It’s like the song says, you know? There’ll be peace when you are done.”
- “I’m teaching myself French in one night. It’s going great.”
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when you draw a face, but you never bothered to get the body right first.
With the power of Photoshop we can combine our art skills…
…and create perfection.
This is beautiful
or better yet,
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I’m so glad I’m seeing teenagers recognize that older men have no business talking to them in a romantic/sexual way. I’d always be like “I’m SUPER mature” and took the attention as a compliment which played right into older men’s traps. But I see girls now like “dude I’m 14 fuck off” and that makes me so happy for this upcoming generation of girls that know their worth and don’t take shit.
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We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet
